EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN - Loud Squeaking Classic Gag Toy

Description: Save a Buck Enterprise Add to favorite sellers Feedback Menu View All Items About Feedback Contact EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN - Loud Squeaking Classic Gag Toy - Archie McPhee Description: Listing is for 1 Emotional Support Squeaking Rubber ChickenAre you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets. This chicken is not a licensed therapist. It can't get into the roots of your anxiety or give you strategies to help deal with difficult situations. But, in those moments when you can't find a voice for your angst, it will scream for you! It will squawk the ache of your soul with all the power a plucked chicken frozen in eternal shock can muster. 13 hilarious inches longVery loud squawkHas emotional support vestSuperior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin Much better grade of quality vs many you see online. Makes a great gift for you, a friend, a chicken lover, or your dog :) Shipping U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated. Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low. Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services. Returns Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly. We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you. Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley. Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed! Information View All Items About Us Contact Us Our Shop Add us to your favourite sellers Our Feedback Send us a Message Contact us via ebay message © 2024 SAVE A BUCK ENTERPRISES | All rights reserved eBay design: MH Design Lab

Price: 17.95 USD

Location: Northport, New York

End Time: 2024-09-27T02:31:12.000Z

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